what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this
play this at my funeral
One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.
the rock is a gift
After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time